saladder:

people who bite ice cream with their front teeth are on a whole different level

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whatbethsays:

so it was my brother’s thirteenth birthday today and he came home from school with this horror-struck expression on his face and came into my room and sort of just stood there

and i asked him “what’s wrong?”

and he said “MY GIRLFRIEND HUGGED ME AND SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY”

and i was like “well that’s good isn’t it?”

and then he came closer and just whispered, really quietly “no you don’t understand i said happy birthday BACK”

im still laughing oH FUCK

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disastr:

the most iconic song lyric will always be
“tell your boyfriend that if he’s got beef that I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fuckin scared of him”

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missbrostrider:

Ok since April fools is coming up let me make a clear message for you

  • DONT ASK SOMEONE OUT THAT YOU KNOW LIKES YOU AS A JOKE
  • DONT ASK SOMEONE OUT THAT YOU KNOW LIKES YOU AS A JOKE
  • DONT ASK SOMEONE OUT THAT YOU KNOW LIKES YOU AS A JOKE
  • DONT ASK SOMEONE OUT THAT YOU KNOW LIKES YOU AS A JOKE

PLEASE DONT DO THIS OK I KNOW A FEW PEOPLE HAVE DONE THIS IN THE PAST AND ITS JUST A DICK MOVE DONT FUCKING DO IT. 

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ellendegeneres:

Ellen had to do a huge favor for a good friend of hers during the show today. We’d like to thank Michelle’s husband for taking the time to talk with us!

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crystuls:

i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation

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kingoffools:

thisis-my-note:

yakisobaru:

obsessionsaremylife:

avengersandcats:

its really hard to make  a lego’s death dramatic

Is he dying because he has been stabbed by a banana?

YES

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR THE PAST FIVE MINUTES OHMYGDO

Too emotional for me

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i-am-letosexual:

bakefestatspliffanys:

The Northern Light of Northern Norway (x)(x)

Fuck me

We swam among the northern lights….

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ifonlywewereamoungstfriends:

deathcabforkehan:

shipwreckedatseaa:

jakehellrose:

gnarville:

Proof that Bill Murray really is the most interesting man in the world.

That’s why I love this guy.

bill fuckin murray

my hero

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